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| What can i do with my new dildo? i just bought this new dildo it is called techno dildo and it has a music player on it and every time i put it in my wifes *** the music will stop i just want my ******* refund back what should i do? |
| Contact the seller and ask for a refund. You can probably find the contact email on the website were you bought the item. |
| Do woman like to dominate men sexually? Not just in BDSM or by ******* with Dildo's can just be regular sex also. |
| I'm not exactly clear on your question but I can tell you that it's not fair or useful to generalise the preferences of women as a whole. Some women do enjoy dominating men (or other women) sexually just the same as some men enjoy dominating women (or other men). Some people are hard tops, meaning they only like to be in charge while others are strictly bottoms and still others prefer to have the best of both worlds and switch it up now and then. Whatever a person's preference, domination is a totally normal activity as long as both parties are enjoying themselves and everyone is getting along in a safe manner. |
| I am married but am 'bi-curious' what should I do? I am married and we enjoy kinky sex, including my wife ******* me with a strap-on dildo or vibrator. I am curious as to what it would be like to have oral and anal sex with another man. My wife might agree to this, but probably without her present. Any ideas or comments? |
| talk to your wife about it |
| Do you have to be completely f'd up to want to have a threesome when you're in a committed relationship? My boyfriend (21) has been close friends with a married couple (26) for a while. It turns out that the girl has harbored threesome fantasies ever since she saw the threesome scene in Quills (a maid between two guys, everyone very happy). She imagines that the characters do this every night, and try different positions, and have a grand time. She and her husband tried it out one time with a gay friend of theirs, but he wasn't sure he was gay at the time, his penis was too small (apparently her husband's is 7-8" when "super hard"), and she didn't like it. So, in present day, she wants to have a threesome including herself, her husband, and my boyfriend. I find this absurd; one really shouldn't **** one's friends. They're not going to do it because I wouldn't be happy about it, but apparently it's going to happen when we break up. They also want to have "naked time" with the four of us, which would lead to ******* your own partner. Ew? I don't see the point. I don't want someone watching me ****. My boyfriend says it's to "share in the sexual energy." Whatever. Anyway, I think she's got some crazy idealized image of what a threesome is. I don't see the point of a threesome at all; I'm happy ******* one guy, and it's not like I'm going to want more stimulation; I don't even like to use a dildo when I masturbate because it's too much stimulation. All of this leads to the question: do you have to be completely ****** up to want to have a threesome when you're in a committed relationship, or just a little nutty? |
| Threesomes sound great on paper, but in committed relationships, they can create chaos. You can't know how you'll react until it happens, and it may be bad. Seeing your guy have sex with another girl isn't something that'll be easily forgotten. Sometimes a partner may fly into a rage mid act or have a flashback from a sexual trauma. Adding a third component to something as complicated as a threesome only detracts from healthy intimacy. But you sound like you know that this is generally a bad idea. If they're people you have no intention of being in a relationship with, enjoy, but this could ruin two relationships. And I'm glad you didn't buy your boyfriends "sharing in the sexual energy" BS. |
| If i told you i was the one reporting all of your questions would you believe me? ofcourse you would because your a dumb ******* **** redneck cock munching dildo licking *** ******* gutter whores |
| No. |
| How do i keep my brother from ruining my thanksgiving? i hadnt seen him in 3 days, then wen he comes home he orders me to get off line, and when i say no leave me alone, he says "stop acting like u have a dildo shoved up ur *** u ******* lesbian" :( and other mean stuff, i wish he would die |
| aww that is not good! You guys are sibs! Y'all need to love and respect each other and remember, it is the Holidays and God loves you and wants y'all to show your love for each other. You know deep down you love him no matter how big of a little twirp he may be ;). Don't ever wish he would die, you know how many people will be without loved ones this year because of horrible accidents, diseases/illnesses, or other reasons. Just be lucky to be with your family and feel blessed! God has blessed you and may he continue to do so! :) <3 Happy Thanksgiving!!! :) |
| I need advice! Im heart broken dude feeling guilt! i know its long but help me!? I have been with a girl for 10 months, i the first 6 months werent that great because i was always anxious i showed her in the beginning that i was a lair, and a player and lost ( because i was in a relationship before that and i wasnt fully recoevered and i was such a nice guy so i used this attitude as a protective attitude ). All this time she decide to stay with me although i always asked her y u wanna stay with a guy like me she said we need each other. After 6 months she had a business trip! i told her we need to break up because i knew that 3 month its too long, it wont work than i changed my mind and TOLD her i totally support her with her trip and ill be there for her on skype! When she traveled i acted more stupid and told her that i saw one time my ex-gf ( she was in a rehab and she called me crying ) and i told her that one time a friend of mine passed by and took me 3 months earlier when she was in lebanon with me ( I didnt know y i told her all that i just made myself more stupid) then she said its ok. She stayed with me and i kept nagging and needy and waiting for her everyday on skype and she was like i wanna leave you when one day she told me to say hi to my friends and i told her she has their numbers (COMMON FRIENDS) can do that!(******* ANXIETY), then she bought a dildo ( I BECAME MORE ANXOIUS because my ex had a dildo and she turned out to be a total *****) it just got worse as in commumication! so she stayed talking to me on skype. then one day out with bleu she told me she wanna leave me. I explained to her that i love her (STUPID ME) and lets give it an other shot! then i sent her a very stupid dramatic email later that night that i m strong enough if she wanna leave me and some gay ****. Then she said lets stay together. Then she told me 1 week later she wanna leave me again. and then i told her do it! she put a im single status on FB( I thought she was angry). then i began on calling her and telling i will get u back and im gonna travel to your place! then she told me lets give it another chance and she told me i had to do a conversion ( Im muslim shes christian ) so i said yes at first then i said no! because i didnt get y would someone love another one conditionally! then she left me again, i said bad words then i kept on calling her and sending her stupid guyish messages(because i thought she ll be there all alone) and she didnt answer me! i called her once to tell her its hard and i wanna c her one more time on skype and she refused and told me to leave her in peace. she got back here 2 days ago! i didnt go to the airport cause i thought i would be stupid to do that esp cause she sent me a message a day ago to quit on calling her. She called me yesterday she wanted to give me some stuff i lend her before she travelled i told her to meet me someplace she told she cant! Look people i wasnt mature with this girl, i wasnt ready for that girl, i was always anxious cause i was short on everything! I still do ******* love her very much and now am living the guilt of my whole previous attitude with her! She cried when i was taking her to the airport! Now she thinks i am some weak weirdo. and she doesnt need me! It was anxiety. Its ******* hard to forget her! is there anyway to change her perception for me? i wasnt anxious in my life until recenlty this year i was doing my mba and i was taking care of home, cause my dad doesnt live with us ! I wont her to understand im not like that! I became an emotional guy because of anxiety! |
| You have several things going wrong for you and no way to really fix them. First, Christian and Muslim is a big difference and can be a HARD point of contention in blending the belief systems. You can work out things sometimes if you are together ... but ... you are not. You are apart. Second ... you have only been together 10 months. I have been with my woman 4.5 years and if we did not talk most every day our relationship would have likely failed. Even now, she comes up with insane dumb things to accuse and argue about. So you have the short relationship time together to work through. Third .... you have not been handling the issues well. Breaking up and then getting back and then breaking up and then getting back ... is somewhat guyish and not at all productive. I know, because my woman does it to me on a rare occasion when she thinks it can somehow influence me. The fix ... remain her friend until YOU and HER get together again in person. Treat her well on the computer and when you talk. Date her all over again in a sense. Make her laugh, smile, miss you. DO not be controlling or weak or needy. You cannot fix this over the internet. You need to be there. Until then ... just be friends and wait until you meet again to see if you can band-aid the relationship. |
| Funny Joke?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. (For joke purposes, let's ignore what he might do while on his trip :-) ) So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except -- " and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick.'" "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box, carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big ******* deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The old man resisted, saying it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied that things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ***!" |
| good one.....excellent very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh .....good job.....keep up the good ones |
| Voodoo dick!!!? There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man. "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except …" said the old man, and then he stopped. "Except what?" asked the businessman. "Nothing, nothing," said the old man. "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" protested the businessman. "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick,'" the old man said. "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" the businessman asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, "Big ******* deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man said, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. The businessman said, "I'll take it!" The old man resisted and said it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ***!" |
| ow well i bet hell be sittin on a rubber ring a while hahaha |
| This Joke Is Super Funny, You Dont Want To Miss This!? There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man. "Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except …" said the old man, and then he stopped. "Except what?" asked the businessman. "Nothing, nothing," said the old man. "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" protested the businessman. "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is the 'voodoo dick,'" the old man said. "So what's up with this voodoo dick?" the businessman asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out an old wooden box carved with strange symbols. He opened it, and there lay a very ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said, "Big ******* deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man said, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo dick, the door." The voodoo dick rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started screwing the keyhole. The whole door shook with the vibrations, and a crack developed down the middle. Before the door could split, the old man said, "Voodoo dick, get back in your box!" The voodoo dick stopped, floated back to the box and lay there, quiescent once more. The businessman said, "I'll take it!" The old man resisted and said it wasn't for sale, but he finally surrendered to $700 in cash. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say, "Voodoo dick, my pussy." He left for his trip satisfied things would be fine while he was gone. After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny. She thought of several people who would willingly satisfy her, but then she remembered the voodoo dick. She got it out, and said "Voodoo dick, my pussy!" The voodoo dick shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was great, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three orgasms, she decided she'd had enough, and tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgot to tell her how to shut it off. So she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive to the hospital, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another orgasm nearly made her swerve off the road, and she was pulled over by a policeman. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained that she hadn't been drinking, but that a voodoo dick was stuck in her pussy, and wouldn't stop screwing. The officer looked at her for a second, and then said, "Yea, right. Voodoo dick, my ***!" |
| the funniest joke ever!!! |